#1 Best Red Wine Review
This has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. Woot.com is my new favorite favorite.
Like a boy named Sue, being called "petite" has only made the Dry Creek Valley 2003 Petite Sirah even tougher. There's nothing petite about its rich, dense, muscular dark fruit flavors and rigidly structured tannins. This is one two-fisted, bare-knuckled, rip-snorting roadhouse brawler of a wine from the mean streets of the DCV9 Estate Vineyard in the Dry Creek Valley. It's crying out for red meat. Let its black cherry and pepper flavors linger on the finish just as long it pleases...we sure wouldn't tell it to leave.

